Fęrsluflokkur: Karlmennska

Bill O'Reilly og John McCain ręša fešraveldiš

Stundum er engin leiš aš žekkja Bill O'Reilly og karakter Steven Colbert, į "the Colbert Report" ķ sundur. Ķ gęrkvöld fékk Bill-O John McCain ķ heimsókn (sjį YouTube upptöku hér aš nešan), til aš ręša um mįlefni lķšandi stundar. Undir lok vištalsins vildi O'Reilly svo fį įlit McCain į fešraveldinu, žvķ O'Reilly hefur vķst miklar įhyggjur af žvķ aš "the white, Christian, male power structure" standi frammi fyrir įrįsum frį "the far left": (frį Demokrataflokknum)

O’REILLY: But do you understand what the New York Times wants, and the far-left want? They want to break down the white, Christian, male power structure, which you’re a part, and so am I, and they want to bring in millions of foreign nationals to basically break down the structure that we have. In that regard, Pat Buchanan is right. So I say you’ve got to cap with a number.

Žessi oršaskipti leiddust žvķnęst śt ķ umręšu um žessa innflytjendur, og aš lokum jįtaši McCain aš hann deildi žessum įhyggjum O'Reilly af fešraveldinu: 

MCCAIN: In America today we’ve got a very strong economy and low unemployment, so we need addition farm workers, including by the way agriculture, but there may come a time where we have an economic downturn, and we don’t need so many.

O’REILLY: But in this bill, you guys have got to cap it. Because estimation is 12 million, there may be 20 [million]. You don’t know, I don’t know. We’ve got to cap it.

MCCAIN: We do, we do. I agree with you.

Ég hélt aš žaš hefši veriš tekin įkvöršun um žaš, einhverntķmann upp śr mišri 20 öld, aš viš ętlušum aš višurkenna aš žaš gęti fleira fólk en hvķtir kristnir karlmenn stżrt samfélaginu, og aš bęši konur og minnihlutahópar ęttu aš hafa ašgang aš völdum og įhrifum? En ķ kokkabókum Bill O'Reilly er slķkur jafnréttis og lżšręšisbošskapur einhverskonar "öfgavinstrimennska"?

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Wolfowitz: If they f*ck with me or Shaha I will f*uck with them!

Wofowitz og kęrastan, RizaOršrétt į Wolfowitz aš hafa sagt: "If they fuck with me or Shaha, I have enough on them to fuck them too." Žetta eru aušvitaš fleyg orš og skįldleg... Skv. The Guardian

The remarks were published in a report detailing the controversy that erupted last month after the size of Ms Riza's pay rises was revealed. The report slates Mr Wolfowitz for his "questionable judgment and a preoccupation with self-interest", saying: "Mr Wolfowitz saw himself as the outsider to whom the established rules and standards did not apply." ...

The angry comments attributed to Mr Wolfowitz came from damning testimony by Xavier Coll, head of human resources at the bank, who provided investigators with his notes of a meeting with Mr Wolfowitz last year. The notes directly contradict Mr Wolfowitz's assertions that the details of Ms Riza's treatment were properly shared with senior bank officials.

According to Mr Coll's notes: "At the end of the conversation Mr Wolfowitz became increasingly agitated and said that he was 'tired of people ... attacking him' and 'you should get your friends to stop it'. Mr Wolfowitz said, 'If they fuck me or Shaha, I have enough on them to fuck them too'," naming several senior bank staff he felt were vulnerable.

Wolfowitz er aušvitaš ergilegur yfir žvķ aš einhverjir "stjórnarmenn" og "hluthafar" séu aš vasast ķ žvķ hvernig hann rekur žennan einkabanka sinn: Hann fékk bankann aš léni frį keisaranum sjįlfum, og allir undirsįtarnir og bjśrókratarnir sem žar sitja og fletta ķ pappķr eiga aš hafa sig hęga žegar alvöru stórmenni fara sķnu fram!

Stjórn bankans telur hins vegar aš Wolfowitz hafi meš framferši sķnu og stjórnunarstķl stórskašaš bankann:

According to the report, Mr Wolfowitz's actions "had a dramatic negative effect on the reputation and credibility" of the bank.

It concluded that "the damage done to the reputation of the World Bank group" should lead the bank's board to "consider whether Mr Wolfowitz will be able to provide the leadership needed to ensure that the bank continues to operate to the fullest extent possible".

Žaš hefur reyndar veriš stórskemmtilegt aš fylgjast meš saušslega sokkböšlinum undanfarna daga, sérstaklega vegna žess aš vörn Wolfowitz hefur veriš stórfuršuleg. Ef eitthvaš er aš marka frįsögn Washington Post af vörn Wolfowitz viršist sem hann haldi žvķ fram aš kęrastan sem styrinn stendur um, sé žvķlķkt skass og norn aš hvorki hann, né stjórn bankans, hafi žoraš aš dķla viš hana: Hann hafi neyšst til aš veita henni launahękkun žvķ annars...

"Its members did not want to deal with a very angry Ms. Riza, whose career was being damaged as a result of their decision," Wolfowitz said in his response to the investigating committee's report. "It would only be human nature for them to want to steer clear of her."

Semsagt: Kęrasta Wolfowitz er žvķlķkt kvendi aš žaš er ekki hęgt aš ętlast til žess aš venjulegir menn legšu ķ aš vera nįlęgt henni? Reyndar efast ég um aš žaš sé mikiš "action" hjį Wolfowitz žessa dagana, žvķ hann gengur svo langt aš kenna henni um allt djöfuls fjašrafokiš!

Wolfowitz effectively blamed Riza for his predicament as well, saying that her "intractable position" in demanding a salary increase as compensation for her career disruption forced him to grant one to pre-empt a lawsuit. He is scheduled to appear before the board this afternoon. The board is expected to begin deliberating on how to respond as soon as tonight. Board members are inclined to issue a resolution expressing a lack of confidence in Wolfowitz's leadership, senior bank officials said. ...

"Everyone acknowledges that Ms. Riza was extremely angry and upset about being required to take an external placement to resolve a problem that was not of her making," Wolfowitz wrote, portraying the raise as a "settlement of claims."

Žetta er einhver aumingjalegasta vörnin sem Wolfowitz hefši getaš fundiš upp! Viš eigum semsagt aš hafa samśš meš honum vegna žess aš Shaha er svo mikiš skass?

Hvķta Hśsiš viršist reyndar lķka eitthvaš vera aš missa trśna į aš žaš sé hęgt aš verja Wolfowitz. Fram til žessa hefur Bush stutt viš bakiš į honum, eins og öllum öšrum vanhęfum aulum sem hann hefur skipaš ķ hin ólķkustu embętti, en samkvęmt fréttum ABC er žessi stušningur eitthvaš aš dala:

A senior White House official tells ABC News that "all options are on the table" regarding Paul Wolfowitz's future and that "it is an open question" whether he should should remain as president of the World Bank.

"If you don't have board support and you don't have staff support, it is hard to get anything done," the official told ABC News.  ... the senior official told ABC News "it is an open question" whether Wolfowitz can remain an effective president of the World Bank.

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mbl.is Alžjóšabankinn hlżšir į mįl Wolfowitz
Tilkynna um óvišeigandi tengingu viš frétt

Mitt Romney: 'sensationally good looking'

Oooh žś ert svo sętur...Mitt Romney hefur vakiš töluverša athygli fyrir undarlegear yfirlżsingar undanfarnar vikur. Fyrst kom ķ ljós aš uppįhaldsbókin hans sé "Battlefield Earth" eftir L Ron Hubbard, stofnanda vķsindakirkjunnar - og svo komu vangaveltur hans um ķmynduš "7 įra hjónabönd" ķ Frakklandi. Romney hélt žvķ nefnilega fram aš ķ Frakklandi vęri alsiša aš fólk gerši "7 įra hjónabandssamninga" og sliti yfirleitt hjónaböndum aš sjö įrum lišnum. Žetta žóttu fréttir, žvķ žaš hefur vķst enginn heyrt um žessa samninga. Og žaš sem gerši žessa vangaveltu žótti enn merkilegri var aš Romney er eini forsetaframbjóšandinn sem hefur bśiš ķ Frakklandi! Hann talar lķka reiprennandi frönsku, sem fréttaskżrendur benda į aš muni ekki teljast honum til tekna žegar hann sękist eftir atkvęšum ķhaldssamra kjósenda. Ekkert frekar en stušningur hans viš fóstureyšingar, réttindi samkynhneigšra og andstaša viš byssueign.

En Romney er mašur sem žekkir styrkleika sķna og er óhręddur aš benda fólki į žį. Į kosningafundum Romney er nefnilega dreift mišum um ómótstęšilega fegurš hans og hįrprżši:

His promotional flyer says, “In this media-driven age, Romney begins with a decisive advantage. First, he has sensational good looks. People magazine named him one of the 50 most beautiful people in America. Standing 6 feet, 2 inches tall, Romney has jet-black hair, graying naturally at the temples. Women — who will play a critical role in this coming election — have a word for him: hot

Einhvernveginn finnst mér žaš vera hįlf eitthvaš hjįręnulegt aš vera aš tala um eigin fegurš. Og vestręn menning hefur lengi haft ķllan bifur į narssissistum sem dįst aš eigin hįrprżši og snoppufrķšleik. Žaš fór ķlla fyrir norninni ķ Mjallhvķt, og hśn var vķst meš "jet black hair" og velti žvķ mikiš fyrir sér hvort hśn vęri ekki įbyggilega į lista yfir 50 fallegusta fólkiš ķ rķkinu.

Žetta er samt kannski skiljanlegt, žvķ mótframbjóšendur Romney eru allir hvor öšrum eldri, sköllóttari og minni. Og sumir eru meira aš segja klęšskiptingar. Og Romney er vissulega myndarlegri karlmašur en Giuliani kona...

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Fleiri fjölmišlamenn įsaka nemendur fórnarlömb fjöldamoršanna ķ Virginķu um hugleysi

Mark SteynŽegar ég sį fréttir af žvķ aš dįlkahöfundur National Review Online Derbyshire hefši įsakaš fórnarlömb fjöldamoršanna viš Virginķuhįskóla um hugleysi var ég furšu lostinn. Bęši vegna žess aš National Review er frekar virt mįgagn bandarķskra nżķhaldsmanna - ekki einhverskonar ómerkilegt "fringe" blogg, og svo lķka vegna žess aš skošanir Derbyshire voru svo svķviršilega ógešfelldar aš ég hefši ekki getaš ķmyndaš mér aš nokkrum  manni hefši dottiš ķ aš setja žęr į blaš. Žaš hefur žvķ komiš mér enn meira į óvart aš uppgötva aš Derbyshire er engan veginn einn um aš vilja kenna fórnarlömbunum um glępinn og halda žvķ fram aš fórnarlömbin hafi veriš gungur og skort karlmennsku!

Nathaniel Blake, sem skrifar fyrir Human Events Online:

College classrooms have scads of young men who are at their physical peak, and none of them seems to have done anything beyond ducking, running, and holding doors shut. Meanwhile, an old man hurled his body at the shooter to save others.

Something is clearly wrong with the men in our culture. Among the first rules of manliness are fighting bad guys and protecting others: in a word, courage. And not a one of the healthy young fellows in the classrooms seems to have done that. …

Like Derb, [Derbyshire] I don’t know if I would live up to this myself, but I know that I should be heartily ashamed of myself if I didn’t. Am I noble, courageous and self-sacrificing? I don’t know; but I should hope to be so when necessary.

"Am I noble, corageous and self-sacrificing?" Skrifar mašurinn um leiš og hann hęšir fórnarlömb fjöldamoršinga!? Nei, mr. Blake er sennilega ekki "a noble, corageous and self-sacrificing" - hver sį sem skrifar svona um sjįlfan sig er sennilega sjįlfumglatt, narssķssķskt skķtseyši!

Mark Steyn, į National Review

Virginia Tech students are] not “children.” The students at Virginia Tech were grown women and — if you’ll forgive the expression — men….

We do our children a disservice to raise them to entrust all to officialdom’s security blanket. Geraldo-like “protection” is a delusion: when something goes awry — whether on a September morning flight out of Logan or on a peaceful college campus — the state won’t be there to protect you. You’ll be the fellow on the scene who has to make the decision. […]

Murderous misfit loners are mercifully rare. But this awful corrosive passivity is far more pervasive, and, unlike the psycho killer, is an existential threat to a functioning society.

Karlmennskuleysi karlkyns nemenda Virginia Tech er um aš kenna: samfélagiš hefur tališ žeim trś um aš žeir eigi ekki aš eiga von į žvķ aš vera myrtir um hįbjartan dag, og mistekist aš kenna žeim aš verja sig fyrir vopnušum vitfirringum. Ergó: Ekki bara eru fórnarlömbin aumingjar - žaš er samfélaginu aš kenna.

Michelle Malkin, sem er syndicated columnist og einn af best žekktu bloggurum repśblķkana:

Instead of teaching students to defend their beliefs, American educators shield them from vigorous intellectual debate. Instead of encouraging autonomy, our higher institutions of learning stoke passivity and conflict-avoidance. And as the erosion of intellectual self-defense goes, so goes the erosion of physical self-defense.

Enough is enough, indeed. Enough of intellectual disarmament. Enough of physical disarmament. You want a safer campus? It begins with renewing a culture of self-defense — mind, spirit and body. It begins with two words: Fight back

Raušur žrįšur ķ gegn um öll žessi skrif er aš vošaverkin séu samfélaginu aš kenna - ekki vegna žess aš samfélagiš hafi rekiš fjöldamoršingjann śt ķ ódęšisverkin, heldur vilja Malkin, Derbyshire, Steyn og Blake, sem eru öll dįlkahöfundar og fréttaskżrendur į hęgrivęngnum, kenna samfélaginu um aš hafa framleitt fórnarlömb! Ašalrökin hjį žeim öllum eru aš samfélagiš, meš allri sinni fjölmenningu og umburšarlyndi, hafi getiš af sér getulausa karlmenn sem žori ekki aš afvopna vitfirrta fjöldamoršingja. Žetta er merkilegasta tilbrigšiš viš "kennum samfélaginu um" rökin, sem lengi vel voru einvöršungu notuš af vinstrimönnum, sem žurftu aš žola stöšugt hįš fyrir vikiš. Nś viršast sumir bandarķskir hęgrimenn vera bśnir aš taka žessa hugmynd upp.

Žaš stendur lķka upp śr aš Derbyshire, Steyn og Blake įsaka allir karlkyns fórnarlömb og eftirlifendur fjöldamoršingjans um skort į karlmennsku - og nota tękifęriš til žess aš upphefja eigin hetjulund og tala fjįlglega um hversu miklar hetjur žeir hefšu sjįlfir reynst undir sömu kringumstęšum. Žaš er sannarlega mjög karlmannlegt aš upphefja sjįlfan sig į kostnaš fórnarlamba fjöldamoršs? Mašur žarf aš elska sjįlfan sig mjög mikiš til žess aš geta notaš harmleik į borš viš žennan (eša yfirleitt dauša nokkurs manns) sem afsökun til žess aš skrifa lofręšu um sjįlfan sig og kosti sķna.

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Nemendur Virginia Tech allir aumingjar og heybrękur... sérstaklega žeir sem voru myrtir?

Karlmenniš og hetjan DerbyshireBandarķkjamenn eru aš vonum (flest) allir harmi slegnir yfir atburšum gęrdagsins. Allir nema John Derbyshire, sem er dįlkahöfundur į National Review Online. Derbyshire hefur įšur getiš sér fręgšar fyrir hómófóbķu og aš kalla homma öllum ķllum nöfnum, - fyrir aš kalla alla andstęšinga innrįsarinnar ķ Ķrak homma og heybrękur - fyrir aš efast um hetjulund og karlmennsku breksu sjólišanna sem var ręnt af Mahmud Ahmadinejad fyrir ströndum Ķran, jś, og fyrir aš vera einhverskonar mjög alvarlegur pervert meš naušgunarfantasķur og annarlegar hvatir til ungra stulkna... Og nś er Derbyshire stiginn aftur fram į ritvöllinn, til žess benda į hversu miklu, miklu, hetjulegri hann sé en fórnarlömb fjöldamorša gęrdagsins, og hversu ömurlegar heybrękur nemendur Virginia Tech séu:

As NRO’s designated chickenhawk, let me be the one to ask: Where was the spirit of self-defense here? Setting aside the ludicrous campus ban on licensed conceals, why didn’t anyone rush the guy? It’s not like this was Rambo, hosing the place down with automatic weapons. He had two handguns for goodness’ sake — one of them reportedly a .22.

Žvķ, eins og allir vita, žurfa vitfirrtir byssumenn og fjöldamoršingjar aš vera vopnašir öflugri vopnum en litlum skambyssum til žess aš vera hęttulegir? Og svo var žetta einhver asķskur rindill en ekki vöšvastęltur sérsveitarmašur! Hah! Derbyshire hefši sko alveg tekiš mįlin ķ sķnar hendur. 

At the very least, count the shots and jump him reloading or changing hands. Better yet, just jump him. Handguns aren’t very accurate, even at close range. I shoot mine all the time at the range, and I still can’t hit squat. I doubt this guy was any better than I am. And even if hit, a .22 needs to find something important to do real damage — your chances aren’t bad.

Žetta hefšu nemendur VT įtt aš muna: Meira aš segja Derbyshire er ömurleg skytta, og žess vegna hefšu žeir getaš yfirbugaš byssumanninn. "your chances arent bad"... nema manni finnist sśrt aš vera drepinn?

Yes, yes, I know it’s easy to say these things: but didn’t the heroes of Flight 93 teach us anything? As the cliche goes — and like most cliches. It’s true — none of us knows what he’d do in a dire situation like that. I hope, however, that if I thought I was going to die anyway, I’d at least take a run at the guy.

Svona į mašur aš enda hugleišingar um všaverk og žjįningar annarra: meš žvķ aš minna į aš mašur sé sjįlfur sko alveg obbošslega hugrakkt karlmenni! Derbyshire er reyndar svo ótrślega ósmekklegur og vitfirrtur drullusokkur aš žaš mętti halda aš hann vęri karakter śr einhverju sketsi eftir Sasha Baron Cohen. Ég męli sérstaklega meš analżsu Michael Bérubé į "bókadómi" Derbyshire um Lolitu, eftir Nabokov, og augljósa ašdįun hans į Humbert Humbert. Einn stórfenglegasti partur bókardómsins (sem er einhverskonar stórskuggleg vangavelta Derbyshire um óskildustu hluti) er žegar hann fęrir fyrir žvķ "rök" aš žaš sé hęgt aš nota tölur um naušganir til žess aš "sanna" aš unglingsstślkur séu meira ašlašandi en fulloršnar konur.

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Hįttsettir repśblķkanar farnir aš tala um aš įkęra Bush fyrir lygar og embęttisglöp

Hagel lķtur lķka sęmilega forsetalega śt...Impeachment! Seinast žegar žetta orš var notaš af stjórnmįlamönnum var žaš žegar repśblķkanaflokkurinn efndi til nornaveiša gegn Bill Clinton fyrir aš hafa logiš undir eiš um hvort samband hans og Mónķku hafi veriš kynferšislegt. Žaš hefur aušvitaš fjöldi fólks bent, og žaš réttilega, į aš žaš ętti aš įkęra Bush fyrir embęttisglöp (žvķ tilgangslaus og ķlla skipulögš strķš sem kosta žśsundir mannslķfa geta sennilega fallist undir embęttisglöp...) og fyrir aš hafa logiš aš žjóšinni ķ undirbśningi strķšsins. Fram til žessa hafa samt engir stjórnmįlamenn gengiš svo langt aš leggja til aš Bush verši įkęršur - aš žingiš "impeachi" forsetann. Žar til nśna.

Samkvęmt annarri grein, liš fjögur, ķ stjórnarskrį Bandarķkjanna:

The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors

Chuck Hegel, sem er einn af hįttsettustu öldungardeildaržingmönnum Repśblķkana, strķšshetja frį Vķetnam, og eitilharšur ķhaldsmašur, hefur nś nefnt möguleikann į žvķ aš žingiš įkęri Bush. Žetta eru mjög merkilegar fréttir - žó Hegel hafi ekki sagst sjįlfur ętla aš leiša slķka atlögu, heldur bara gefiš ķ skyn aš "einhver" kynni aš gera žaš, er ljóst aš andstašan viš Bush innan Repśblķkanaflokksins er komin į nżtt og alvarlegra stig.

Ķ vištali viš Esquire, sem śt kemur ķ nęstu viku, gefur Hagel ķ skyn aš Bush kynni aš standa frammi fyrir impeachement hearings ef strķšiš ķ Ķrak haldi įfram:

"The president says, 'I don't care.' He's not accountable anymore," Hagel says, measuring his words by the syllable and his syllables almost by the letter. "He's not accountable anymore, which isn't totally true. You can impeach him, and before this is over, you might see calls for his impeachment. I don't know. It depends how this goes."

The conversation beaches itself for a moment on that word -- impeachment -- spoken by a conservative Republican from a safe Senate seat in a reddish state. It's barely even whispered among the serious set in Washington, and it rings like a gong in the middle of the sentence, even though it flowed quite naturally out of the conversation he was having about how everybody had abandoned their responsibility to the country, and now there was a war going bad because of it.

"Congress abdicated its oversight responsibility," he says. "The press abdicated its responsibility, and the American people abdicated their responsibilities. Terror was on the minds of everyone, and nobody questioned anything, quite frankly."


Hagel er sönnun žess aš žaš eru lķka sęmilega skynsamir menn ķ Repśblķkanaflokknum: menn sem gera sér grein fyrir žvķ aš Bush er langt kominn meš aš eyšileggja ekki bara Bandarķkin, heldur lķka sinn eigin sttjórnmįlaflokk. Hiš fyrra hljóta aš vera svik viš kjósendur, en hiš sķšara eru svik viš flokkinn, og fram til žessa hafa flokksbręšur Bush sżnt honum ótrślegt langlundargeš. Žjóšin er fyrir löngu bśin aš missa alla trś į forsetanum, en fram til žessa hefur flokkurinn enn treyst "the decider". Flestir nįnast ķ blindni.

Og jś, aušvitaš er lķka annar vķnkill į žessu mįli: Samkvęmt hįvęrum oršrómum er Hagel aš ķhuga forsetaframboš. Hagel er alvöru ķhaldsmašur.

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Ann Coulter segir aš Edwards sé hommi...

Edwards var lķka myndarlegur žegar hann var ķ menntaskóla og spilaši fótbolta... Ķ seinustu viku var haldinn fundur CPAC, Conservative Political Action Conference, sem er nokkurskonar samkoma ķhaldssamra grasrótarhreyfinga. Samkomur CPAC er reyndar vel til hęgri viš žaš sem viš Ķslendingar köllum hęgrimennsku, og oft ķhaldssamara en svo aš hęgt sé aš kalla žį ķhaldsmenn. Žetta var semsagt samkoma žeirra sem repśblķkanar vķsa til sem "the base" - höršustu afturhalds og ķhaldsmanna flokksins.

Žessi fundur komst ķ fréttirnar, mešal annars vegna žess aš Ann Coulter kallaši John Edwards "faggot", sem įtti vķst aš vera einhverskonar grķn. Think Progress lżsti ummęlunum og višbrögšum viš žeim:

“I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards, but it turns out you have to go into rehab if you use the word ‘faggot,’ so I — so kind of an impasse, can’t really talk about Edwards.” Audience members said “ohhh” and then cheered.

Fjölmišlum var hins vegar nóg bošiš, og žegar Coulter var bešin aš śtskżra hvaš hśn hefši įtt viš sagši hśn aš žaš hefši aldrei veriš meining sķn aš móšga samfélag samkynhneigšra meš žvķ aš lķkja žeim viš Edwards...

Coulter hefur įšur sagt merkilega hluti - MyDD tók saman lista yfir nokkur af žekktari ummęlum hennar:

  • 2005: "[Bill Clinton] was a very good rapist,"
  • 2004: Ķslam gengur śt į aš "'kill everyone who doesn't smell bad,"
  • 2002: "my only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times building"
  • 2001: "we should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity", "the presumption of innocence only means you don't go right to jail."

Coulter hefur lķka įšur haldiš žvķ fram aš forsetaframbjóšendur og forsetar Demokrata séu samkynhneigšir, žvķ ķ fyrra haust įsakaši hśn Hillary Clinton um aš vera lesbķsk, en ķ fyrra sumar hélt hśn žvķ fram aš bęši Bill Clinton og Al Gore vęru hommar... (Bill Clinton įtti aš vera hommi vegna žess aš hann vęri kynóšur: I think that sort of rampant promiscuity does show some level of latent homosexuality., en Al Gore, "a total fag".) Žaš getur vel veriš aš žessi hommažrįhyggja hennar eigi aš vera einhverskonar grķn, en sumt grķn žykir sem betur fer óvišeigandi.

Mešan Repśblķkanar geta ęst sig yfir žvķ aš John Edwards hafi rįšiš bloggara ķ vinnu sem hafa einhverntķmann sagt eitthvaš um Kažólsku kirkjuna er merkilegt aš žeir skuli voga sér aš leyfa manneskju eins og Coulter aš vera einhverskonar mįlsvara sinn. En žeim er ekki alls varnandi, žvķ Captains Quarters fordęmir Coulter og varar flokkinn viš žvķ aš fį fólk eins og hana til aš tala opinberlega į fundum sķnum:

First, criticizing Coulter's use of the word "faggot" is not a suppression of free speech; it is an exercise of free speech. We're not advocating her arrest for using the word. We're just saying it was stupid, unnecessary, and hateful. This is no different than Melissa McEwan calling Christians "Christofascist Godbags" and Amanda Marcotte's incendiary hate speech about Catholics. We howled about that when John Edwards hired them; why do we defend Coulter's appearance at CPAC?

Also, if CPAC continues to invite Coulter to these events, then unfortunately, these little rhetorical bombs reflect on conservatives. We just spent most of the week criticizing John McCain for not meeting the conservative base at CPAC. If Coulter said this in an interview on her own, it would not have reflected on CPAC or conservatives but on herself. Yesterday, though, she used our platform for that little nugget of vileness -- and some in the audience cheered her for it. Conclusions can reasonably be drawn from that.

Ef Repśblķkanaflokkurinn myndi hętta aš bjóša Coulter fyrir aš męta į žessar samkomur myndi hśn fljótlega hętta aš geta selt bękur eša aš birtast ķ sjónvarpi, žvķ hśn kemst ekki bara ķ sjónvarpiš vegna žess aš hśn sé "fyndin" eša "próvókerandi", heldur vegna žess aš fólk lķtur į hana sem "legitimate" žįtttakanda ķ stjórnmįlaumręšunni. En ef Repśblķkanar sżndu aš žeir hefšu einhverja lįgmarks sómakennd myndu žeir sverja hana af sér og hśn myndi verša atvinnulaus.

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Kóngafólk, žjóšhöfšingjar og strķš

Fullu nafni heitir Harry - Henry Charles Albert David Mountbatten-WindsorHarry, skapvondi prinsinn af Wales, er į leišinni til Ķrak, og ég óska honum alls hins besta. Reyndar verš ég aš taka ofan af fyrir Harry, og breksa konungdęminu fyrir aš hafa alvöru manndóm. Žaš ęttu aš vera lög sem krefjast žess aš allir žjóšhöfšingjar og stjórnmįlamenn sem leiša žjóšir sem eru ķ strķši fjarlęgum heimshlutum, ég tala nś ekki um ef žeir styšja žessi strķš - eins og nśverandi leištogališ Bandarķkjanna, žurfi aš hafa einhverja alvöru reynslu af žvķ aš vera ķ strķši.

Nś er ég nokkurnveginn viss um aš Bretarnir komi til meš aš sjį til žess aš prinsinn žurfi ekki aš vera ķ alvöru hęttu, en žaš er sama. Hann mun žó allavegana fį tękifęri til aš sjį aš strķš er ekki einhverskonar sprell og grķn sem snżst um tölfręši.

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Obamamanķa grķpur žjóšina!

Barack the Beach BabeMerkilegustu fréttir helgarinnar voru aušvitaš aš "Barry" Obama tilkynnti aš hann ętlaši aš bjóša sig fram til forseta 2008. Reyndar lżg ég žvķ aš žetta hafi veriš merkilegar fréttir - žvķ žetta voru nefnilega alls engar fréttir! Žaš er bśiš aš liggja ljóst fyrir ķ langan tķma aš Obama myndi bjóša sig fram. Sumir demokratar eru aušvitaš voša spenntir, žvķ Obama žykir brįšglęsilegur og frambęrilegur frambjóšandi. Žó hann sé svartur! Obama er reyndar svo glęsilegur aš žegar hann fer śr aš ofan veršur uppi fótur og fit, samanber myndina hér til hlišar sem birtist ķ People.

Svo viršist sem helsti ókostur Obama (Fyrir utan aš heita "Hussein") sé aš hann skuli reykja. Sķgarettur, ž.e. Žaš er fyrir löngu oršiš fręgt aš hann hafi reykt ašrar plöntuafuršir į yngri įrum, og žaš er til marks um žroska Bandarķkjamanna aš žeir viršast hafa meiri įhyggjur af sķgarettureykingum Obama en žvķ aš hann skuli hafa reykt gras į unglingsįrum. Sķgarettureykingar hafa nefnilega mjög sterka stéttatilvķsun - menntašir millistéttakanar reykja ekki. Grasreykingar hafa ekkert slķkt stéttastigma. Til aš leysa žetta vandamįl hefur Obama žvķ lofaš aš hętta aš reykja. Eša allavegana reyna!

Framboš Obama hefur aušvitaš vakiš mikla athygli, žvķ hann er fyrsti svarti frambjóšandinn sem į virkilegan séns ķ aš vinna tilnefningu annars stóru flokkanna - og į meira aš segja alvöru séns ķ aš nį kjöri sem forseti. (Ž.e. ef honum tekst aš safna jafn mörg hundruš milljónum og Hillary Clinton og McCain... sem viršist ólķklegt). Joe Biden, annar frambjóšandi Demokrata, benti į žessa merkilegu furšu ķ seinustu viku. Ummęli Biden eru žegar oršin klassķsk, enda hreinasta snilld! 

I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that’s a storybook, man.

Obama sem unglingur - žį hét hann augljóslega Barry...Hvern hefši grunaš aš žaš vęru til greindir, sęmilega mįli farnir og frambęrilegir negrar? Og svo viršist žessi Obama meira aš segja vera hreinn, hann bašar sig, og žvęr sér meira aš segja žvo sér bakviš eyrun! Biden hefur sķšan haldiš žvķ fram aš hann hafi ekki meint neitt ljótt meš žessum ummęlum, og fréttaskżrendur viršast hafa fyrirgefiš honum, hvernig sem į žvķ stendur. Śtskżringar Biden hljóma ķ žaš minnsta sęmilega sannfęrandi, og eftir žvķ sem mér hefur skilist er Biden hvorki "Exalted Cyclops" ķ klaninu, né hefur hann gerst sekur um aš troša afskornum dżrshausum ķ póstkassann hjį svörtum nįgrönnum sķnum. Kannsk įtti žetta aš vera einhverskonar hrós?

Jęja, hvaš um žaš, žvķ žó Joe Biden hafi eitthvaš sérkennilegar hugmyndir um getu minnihlutahópa til aš taka žįtt ķ stjórnmįlum, viršist meirihluti bandarķsku žjóšarinnar tilbśinn til aš kjósa hörundsdökkan mann sem forseta. Samkvęmt könnunum segir meirihluti žjóšarinnar aš Bandarķkin séu tilbśin fyrir svartan forseta. Samkvęmt könnun CNN eru 62% ašspuršra sannfęrš um aš svartur mašur gęti unniš kosningar.

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Sjónvarpspredķkarinn Ted Haggard lęknašur af samkynhneigšinni!

Kannski voru Haggard og Mike Jones voru įbyggilega bara aš tala saman, Jones hefur sennilega viljaš hlusta og skiliš Haggard, og allt įlagiš sem hann var undir, aumingja mašurinnTed Haggard, fyrrverandi formašur landssambands evangelista og krossfari gegn samkynhneigš og annarri sišspillingu, hefur nś formlega veriš lęknašur af eigin samkynhneigš! Haggard fór, eins og fręgt er oršiš, ķ afhommunarmešferš eftir aš upp komst aš hann hefši ķ mörg įr įtt ķ sambandi viš karlkyns "escort" (Haggard sagšist bara hafa fengiš "nudd" frį žessum herramanni), og žar į ofan keypt af honum spķtt! (Sjį fyrri fęrslur mķnar um Haggard hér og hér, og tilraunir leištoga Repśblķkana og evangelista til aš sverja aumingja Ted af sér hér.)

En nś er Haggard semsagt lęknašur, og er "toootally hetero!" Jei!

The Rev. Ted Haggard emerged from three weeks of intensive counseling convinced he is "completely heterosexual" and told an oversight board that his sexual contact with men was limited to his accuser.

That is according to one of the disgraced pastor's overseers, who on Monday revealed new details about where Haggard has been and where he is headed.

The Rev. Tim Ralph of Larkspur also said the four-man oversight board strongly urged Haggard to go into secular work instead of Christian ministry if Haggard and his wife follow through on plans to earn master's degrees in psychology.

Haggard ętlar nefnilega ekki aš fara aftur til Colorado Springs žar sem hann stjórnaši sinni eigin megakirkju, heldur ętlar ķ felur ķ Iowa, eša Missouri, žar sem hann og kona hans ętla aš skrį sig ķ "online" hįskóla og lęra sįlfręši. Žar sem Haggard segist ekki ętla aš verša predikari aftur mį gera rįš fyrir aš hann geti, vopnašur grįšu ķ sįlfręši, stofnaš sitt eigiš afhommunarklinķk?

Og svo fyrst viš erum aš tala um Haggard - ķ žessu stutta myndskeiši sem er śr myndinni HBO myndinni Friends of God lżsir Haggard žvķ hversu frįbęrir evangelistar séu ķ rśminu! "All these babies dont come from nowhere, you know!"

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